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my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

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• Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
• Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

prehate:

Basically

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john-lockedinthetardis:

legacyofthunderstorms:

flawlesstrueperfection:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

i love you

YES

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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myweedsaretakingroot:

WAIT.

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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  ☝ - How tall are you?

  ✔ - Sexual Orientation

  ♨ - Do you Smoke?

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  3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

  4: How tall are you?

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  Donald: I thought she was a weird-ass freak of nature. She kept winking at me and pretending to...

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  GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
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